Tuesday Tribute

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Welcome to "Tuesday Tribute": a weekly video tribute to whatever I want.

This week we celebrate my most favourite movie, "Caddyshack".

This afternoon I was thinking about the first movie I ever saw on videotape. I couldn't come up with it exactly, but I was able to narrow it down to one of these 4 movies: Krull, Excalibur, Alien, or Caddyshack. All were nominated for Best Movie, I'm sure... but Caddyshack really made an impression on my young mind.

If you haven't seen it, then we can't be friends... sorry.

Let's examine how my life has been influenced by this movie:

1) Lacy Underall showed her boobs, and was blonde with blue eyes. I like boobs, and tend to be attracted to blondes with blue eyes.
2) Ty Webb was a guy who's life revolved around his golf game. Although I'm not as rich as Ty Webb, I too have shaped my life to maximize the time I can spend on the golf course.
3) Spaulding was a fat, spoiled loud mouth idiot. I call my friends Spaulding all the time.
4) Danny Noonan had some crazy hair, and Irish girls loved him. I had crazy hair for most of my life, and I like Guinness.
5) Kenny Loggins created the theme music for Caddyshack, including "I'm Alright". I too am alright, and have a theme song from Kenny Loggins, entitled "Danger Zone".
6) Carl Spackler was tormented by a groundhog. I am tormented by sexy ladies, ALL THE TIME. They just won't leave me alone.

So let this be a lesson to all you parents out there... the things your children see on TV when they are young will influence their lives forever. Just ask Alan, his parents made him watch "Second Place is Just Fine For Me". :)


I wasn't joking, he really is my hero.


Carl Spackler has THAT going for him.


If Rodney Dangerfield made it to heaven, this is what he's doing.


"Move over Swanson, I'm driving!"


My firstborn shall be named Porterhouse.



Hope you enjoyed... see you next week!