No Love for Serena?

So I am avoiding work and go to cnnsi to see if the Dallas Cowboy Coaching carnival has added any more drama. I am also looking for the Love for Serena.






See, I remember 1991 when Jimbo Connors took his 39 year old self to the US Open semi finals, dragging out every last emotion out of the crowd to jack himself up to a performance level that he hadn't shown for years. Ol' Jimbo was shaking like a Baptist parishioner catching the spirit in rural Tennessee between every point. (Truth be told I know he probably enjoyed the extra time between points to catch his breath.) The crowd loved him, and every sports story began and ended with his magical run.


So i was looking for some Serena Love. The story writes itself and most sportswriters are lazy muhfuckers who regurgitate puff pieces from Tournament HQ and Pro Teams PR people. So here is a chance to put down a story that has all the needed elements for notability; the underdog rises up and does the impossible, yesterdays champion puts it together and uses the adoring crowd to propel their way to the championship YAYYYYYYY!!! And when i looked at cnnsi? Home of as much Tit as possible on their home page what did I see? An article by some faded Tennis joker on the problems with Womens tennis, because if Serena Williams can get to the finals with a little chunk round her waist then there must be some overarching problem with the entire Sport. Jackass.

BTW, I am fully hypnotized by Serena's ass. That thing needs it's own cell number. (I wonder if she would let me talk to it. Is she coming to the Canadian Open this year?)