I had a dream

I must have fallen asleep on the couch watching sports highlights, because I could swear that I heard that the Milwaukee Brewers had the best record in baseball. That couldn't be right. What was even stranger, was that I thought I had just watched the Dallas Mavericks get eliminated from the playoffs by the Golden State Warriors. Bizarre.

I dreamt that Dirk Nowitzki, the likely MVP of the league, only scored 8 points and that this was the exclamation point (question mark?) on what had been a horrible series for him.

I dreamt that Baron Davis pulled a hamstring early in the game, which meant that GS was screwed. But it was crazy, because in my dream he ended up four assists shy of a triple double. That doesn't even make sense, right?

I dreamt that the Mavericks were totally lifeless and on their heels the whole time and that the Warriors fans were rewarded for their years of loyalty by being treated to a run and gun style that never stopped hustling and never stopped scoring.

I dreamt that for a brief moment, everybody forgot about Stephen Jackson's off-court shooting and recognized his incredible on-court shooting.

I dreamt that Avery Johnson did nothing but look pissed off for six straight games.

I dreamt that the two teams from last year's finals were already eliminated from the playoffs after the first round.

I dreamt that I had just watched a great series where the heavy underdog turned out to be the better team and actually won.

Some dream, huh?


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